I. Thou shall be like Kwai Chang Caine, and respect the creeds of all good
religions and spiritual beliefs.
II. Thou shall honor thy mother and father as gracefully
as John-Boy
Walton, and honor thy children with as much loving-kindness as Uncle
Bill showers upon Buffy, Jody and Cissy.
III. Thou shall liken thyself unto Samantha and Darrin,
and respect one to the other’s differences and concentrate on what makes all
of every nation and diversity the same (our common humanity).
IV. Thou shall be like that girl Ann Marie and that boy Don
Hollinger, and respect one to the other purely, based initially on
sincere affection which later transforms into true committed love (at which
time noble physical pleasure replaces vacant lust).
V. Thou shall honor thy physician as long as said
physician resembles Dr. Welby (who honors the independent needs of the individual patient’s
body temple more than the umbrella contracts with myriad pharmaceutical
companies).
VI. Thou shall respect the laws of humanity, as
valiantly as Perry Mason.
VII. Thou shall have as strong a work-ethic as Rob
Petrie and Mary Richards.
VIII. Thou shall understand the power of true inner
strength, as does Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers.
IV. Thou shall be like the Bradys, and gather
consistently at the dinner table with whomever thou namest thy family, and
appreciate every morsel of food that passes through thy lips.
V. Thou shall make one to the other laugh as much as Lucy.
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